Where, Oh where has my metabolism gone?
Oh where, oh where could it be?
When I could eat to my heart's content,
And never a pound would I see!
- to be sung to the tune "Where, Oh Where has my Little Dog Gone."
We all know the day will come when we can no longer eat the way we did as a young person, but it doesn't make the reality any easier to cope with. I'm the first to admit my metabolism was never an overactive puppy, but it was predictable and loyal. We functioned well together and I understood its quirks and deficiencies.
Sure, there were days I wished for a greyhound-like metabolism. When I joined my first husband in nightly visits with Ben and Jerry, he maintained his 28 inch waist, I gained 20 pounds. Just smelling chocolate would put pounds on my hips. But really, now just one sniff goes on my hips, my chin, my thighs, my stomach. What happened to that predictable companion I counted on for so long?
The problem is my metabolism has become one lazy ol' dog. And my life has changed. I went from an active stay-at home mom to working a full time desk job. These days I sit in front of a computer screen all day. With only one kid at home full time, I no longer run from one activity to another in the evening. There isn't much kicking me or my metabolism in the butt, we have grown complacent.
Obviously, the damage has been done. The reality is here and it's time to get to know this new thing in my life. Get ready, you lazy ol' beast, you will be learning some new tricks!